whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

 - Rin's English
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weavemunchers:

being alone with your friends parents

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squiglets:

fishytheheroguy:

squiglets:

*sees a mans ego getting crushed*
*instant reblog*

Why just a mans? Thats sexist.

*instant reblog*

joshpeck:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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the holy trinity

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

ambiguously:

i am too gay and beautiful to do math

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

nekozneko:

remember when everyone wanted to fuck onceler on tumbler dot com

Matsuoka Rin (CV. Miyano Mamoru) - Eps 12- Adult Rin speaking English
48,798 plays
perks of dating me

atomiicfrogz:

• cuddles
• sometimes im funny
• i wont cheat bc i hate everyone
• surprise hugs
• random kisses
• actually respond to your texts
• play video games/listen to music
• more cuddles
• butt touches
• we can eat lots of snacks

me: *touches a sleeping cat*
cat: mrrrr???
me: touchdown
grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS