me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky

sharkvveek:

cause of death: overdose on olive garden breadsticks

why was this recommended to me  

why was this recommended to me  

hoodoodelrey:

always

hhaunters:

he’s 66 and constantly amazed with technology

hhaunters:

he’s 66 and constantly amazed with technology

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

hante:

cute boy: hey

me: image

cute boy: what’s up

me: I smell like beef

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

heatherm00ch:

blancadiabla:

safety tips from Anubis

oh my fucking god

heatherm00ch:

blancadiabla:

safety tips from Anubis

oh my fucking god

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase